blowing sunshine up your ass since 2000

usoFyne is a prop-giving, flattery-delivering service 
administered free of charge.

At usoFyne we believe that all people are full of 
sugar sweetness and ass-kickin' charm, and we are committed 
to reminding folks of just how damn fyne they really are.

So take a well-deserved break from the day, and 
celebrate yourself with a SUNSHINE-filled, custom-made ego massage-- 
or send some sunshine to a friend and help us spread the love.

 

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Not sure if usoFyne is for you?  
Check out these samples, then see what you think.
You can also read our testimonials page and see what people 
say after receiving our special sunshine.

 

 

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usoFyne employs provocative adult language.  Although not meant to offend, children and persons sensitive to inflammatory material may wish to get their sunshine elsewhere.